1. Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
2. One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
3. I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me.
4. There is a devil in every berry of the grape.
5. The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the forth for my enemies.
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