1. Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don’t drink too much. Then again, don’t drink too little.
2. Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend !!!!
3. A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.
4. Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can say that it doesn’t hold water.
5. I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
1. You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
2. This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thought.
3. I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.
4. Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.
5. The whole world is about three drinks behind.
1. Don’t drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.
2. I stopped drinking, but only when I sleep.
3. Cocaine is gods way of telling you that you make too much money.
4. I would take a bomb, but I can’t stand the noise.
5. Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
1. An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
2. A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.
3. The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
4. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
5. Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.
1. Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
2. One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
3. I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me.
4. There is a devil in every berry of the grape.
5. The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the forth for my enemies.
