1. A baby is born with the need to be love and never outgrows it.

2. Babies are such a sweet and nice way to start people.

3. People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have any.

4. A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again.

1. A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be.

2. A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bank balance smaller, home happier, clothes dirty, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for.

3. The worst feature of a new born baby is to have his mother’s singing.

4. Stop trying to perfect your children, but keep trying to perfect your relationship with them.

1. A baby is a blank cheque made payable to the human race.

2. Every new born baby is God’s opinion that the world should go on.

3. Babies are always more trouble than you thought and more wonderful.

4. Having a baby is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

1. Children reinvent your world for you.

2. Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last.

3. Every child born into the world is a new thought of God, an ever fresh and radiant possibility.

4. All babies need a lap.

1. A baby is an angel whose wings decrease while his legs increase.

2. Each day of our lives we make deposits in the memory banks of our children.

3. A baby is an in-estimable blessing and a bother.

4. When I was born I was so surprised I couldn’t talk for a year and a half.

1. A new baby is like the beginning of all things, hope, a dream of possibilities.

2. The hardest job facing kids today is to learn good manners without seeing any.

3. Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit. They hold the baby and I go out.

4. I don’t know whether they should say “You have a baby” Or “The baby has you”.