
1. The thing that impresses me the most about America is the way parents obey their children.
2. America is a nation with many flaws, but hopes so vast that only the cowardly would refuse to acknowledge them.
3. America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar, and use it up in two weeks.
4. The United States is the only country with a known birthday.
5. America is the greatest, freest and most decent society in existence. It is an oasis of goodness in a desert of cynicism and barbarism. This country, once an experiment unique in the world, is now the last best hope for the world.
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